Chip Shop Appreciator Pillows

Christmas present wrapping service available in a fish and chip shop.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

Playing cards.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'Careful. The house always wins.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Boiling Oil.

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

Kitty Litter

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'