Chip Shop Appreciator Mugs

Christmas present wrapping service available in a fish and chip shop.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

Playing cards.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Careful. The house always wins.'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Boiling Oil.

Kitty Litter

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"Have you got it in beige?"