Chip Lover Mugs

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."

'What would you like for dinner?'

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

"Cruz, I'm trying to save for my car!"

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Seagulls

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)