Chips Aficionado Pillows

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Boiling Oil.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"