Chip Fanatic Pillows

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Naughty Dog

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Useless add-ons.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Ohm sweet Ohm

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

Boiling Oil.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Fun and games with wires.

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'