Chip Fanatic Pillows

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Naughty Dog

Useless add-ons.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

Ohm sweet Ohm

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Boiling Oil.

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'