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Self-eating Chips

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

Aromatherapy for Men

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Canine Technology

Keep on Truckin.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Airbag safety feature.'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Mad cleaning robot.

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Hands-free laptop.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores