Chip Shop Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

Chip shop blonde.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

Boiling Oil.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."