Chip Shop Aficionado T-Shirts

Man reads note: 'Gone out your dinner's in the chip shop'.

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Boiling Oil.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'