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'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"You're never home."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Coffee Time Crossword

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."