Calcium Lover T-Shirts

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Pottery Slam

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Game Addiction

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"Be rational."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'My wife got the castle.'