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"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

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Exercising on a stair machine

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

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'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Do you mean that the only way I can have a slim body is by having a slim wallet?"

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

Man on an exercise bike chasing a woman on another one.

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

Gym workout.

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'