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'Let's try a slower speed.'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Gym. Have you lost any weight yet? No, but at the moment I'm having difficulty finding my breath.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Exercising on a stair machine

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

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'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Do you mean that the only way I can have a slim body is by having a slim wallet?"

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

Man on an exercise bike chasing a woman on another one.

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

Gym workout.

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Gym. Welcome to the gym, guys! Let me show you around. Here we have treadmills and ellipticals for a great cardio workout. This is one of our resistance machines for strength training. These will build and tone your muscles. The rowing machine provides a low-impact workout for both the upper and lower body. Good cardio benefits, too! Any questions about the machines you've seen so far? Just one ... do the candy and soda machines take debit cards, or do we need coins?

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"OK, ready to go again?"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'