Cardio Fanatic T-Shirts

"We may not need our cardio exercise today. I've already reached my target heart rate!"

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

"I need to tinkle."

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.