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'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'