Fitness Fanatic With A Twist T-Shirts

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

'Of course you couldn't finish your 3 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and shake. You didn't stretch before you ate.'

"He loves this -- He's into Bikram Yoga."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Robber on treadmill

Running with the Devil.

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."

There's nothing like a good workout!

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

City Marathon.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"