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Cheerleaders

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"