Cardio Fanatic Gifts

"We may not need our cardio exercise today. I've already reached my target heart rate!"

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I need to tinkle."

Muscles

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."