Cardio Lovers Gifts

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

I love PE.

Strive to win!

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Man running

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Cyclist Flamingoes

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Body Building

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'