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"I'll have a double-dip hedge against osteoporosis."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

About the potter.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

Vitamins

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"O'Malley, that's either just plain wrong. . . or it's the accounting breakthrough we've been hanging out for!"

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

Healing Crystals

"The council says we can't build our extension. Maybe we should ask the EU?"

'How long have you been taking these industrial-strength calcium supplements?'

"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."