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"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Clown Delivering Babies.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Body Building

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"