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'Milk is all right, but if you really want calcium...'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Yesh Atid

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

Beginner Level Escalators

Artist Satying in the Country

"Something from the supplement cart?"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'Hail, Caesar.'

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'Happy LXI birthday to you, happy LXI birthday...'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

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