Calcium Enthusiast Prints

'Milk is all right, but if you really want calcium...'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'YOU try telling him!'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Sheep Escalator

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Yesh Atid

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Artist Satying in the Country

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Beginner Level Escalators

"Something from the supplement cart?"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'Hail, Caesar.'

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

Vitamins

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'