Mineral Enthusiast Prints

'Get one of these down, and you won't have to worry about anything.'

"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."

This salt lick supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Will you be mine?

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

The first Dermatologist.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

The first art critic

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Mummies for Dummies

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.