Calculating Connoisseur Gifts

'I forgot the question.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Go on! Pick a card.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"I miscounted."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Laptop/mousetrap.

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."