Equation Lovers Gifts

Think Tank

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

Common Core Family Therapy

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Have you been working out?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"