Algebra Aficionado Gifts

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.

Math Jokes

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"

'I realize that algebra is greek to you but that does not count as a foreign language credit.'

"According to my calculations, you should float now...I think..."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

'Maths is fun!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I wish you would stop doing that. . . changing the subject."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Lemniskate

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."