Algebra Aficionado Gifts

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.

Math Jokes

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"

'I realize that algebra is greek to you but that does not count as a foreign language credit.'

"According to my calculations, you should float now...I think..."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

'Maths is fun!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I wish you would stop doing that. . . changing the subject."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."