Algebra Buffs Gifts

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Lemniskate

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

'Maths is fun!'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Common Core Family Therapy

Dow Jones drop

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Woman and TV.

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Couch Potatoes

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

Shares Nosedive

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

Take me to your leader. . .