Algebra Admirer Gifts

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"No, Simon, X is not that special something that Simon Cowell is looking for!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

'Maths is fun!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"It's a great work!"