Algebra Admirer T-Shirts

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Maths is fun!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."