Algebra Adventurer T-Shirts

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Maths is fun!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Halo Frisbee.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'