Alphabet Adventurers T-Shirts

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Alphabet soup

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'Think Basics.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'