Alphabet Adventurers Gifts

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Life of Pi

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Alphabet soup

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Think Basics.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."