Alphabet Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

It's alphabet soup. I'm going to cast a spell.

Punch Initials - P

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"I think the little ones are for kids and the big ones are for grown-ups."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Nice graphics.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.