Alphabet Aficionado Gifts

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

'Low T? How's the rest of my alphabet?'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

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Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.

Vitamin Supplements "Now, wait a second... it's i before e except after c."

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'

'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'

'It's amusing...but what good is it?'

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Mice taking lessons.

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

"As you can see, boys and girls, the alphabet comes in caps lock on, and caps lock off."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'Good morning, Mr. Zymmer. We've decided to audit everyone in the country in reverse alphabetical order.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'

'A is for Arse.'

'Ask me the next one.. I have irritable vowel syndrome.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'How about I just recite the alphabet instead?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Pirate literacy class. Pirates learning alphabet reach the letter 'R'. One says: 'Now, I know this one!'

The last word in Alphabet Soup.

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'No.'