Alphabet Admirers Gifts

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

E-Reader

Literary rain

Alphabetical Disorder