Alphabetical Enthusiast Gifts

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'