Alphabetical Enthusiast T-Shirts

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

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