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'Pretty sneaky. They get you to agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

Ab Bb Cc Dd Etc

Alphabetical Disorder

A capital letter T checking out some T-shirts to buy

"Alphabetically, thank you."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'School doesn't start for a month, Mother. Isn't this rushing the season?'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

The Trojan Horse poops alphabet blocks.

"Begging Letter"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."