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"'A', I'm adorable."

"Here he comes. Wanna bet he brings up xylophones?"

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

'How does it turn out?' - 'Z.'

Letter box

"Ms April, do you talk in 'upper case' or in 'lower case'?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Italica

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Very good and to the point.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?