Alphabet Appreciator T-Shirts

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Sleeping Russian

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.