Alphabet Appreciator Pillows

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Sleeping Russian

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."