Typo Appreciator Pillows

'Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. It was supposed to read, 'Ghost' Whisperer.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Business Cliches

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Let's change that to 'Please be seated'."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Valentine's Day texting

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"

Courtesy Wave

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

The Guardian Angel.

"...and this is my better half...!"

Stage Hand