Alphabet Connoisseur Pillows

"Do you like this new alphabet soup for the elderly!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

Moliere

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

E-Reader

Literary rain