Alphabet Connoisseur Gifts

"Do you like this new alphabet soup for the elderly!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

Moliere

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"'A', I'm adorable."