Alphabet Aficionados Gifts

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

"I couldn't put it down."

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Nice graphics.'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

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