Alphabet Collector Gifts

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

Literary rain

Punch Initials - O

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'