Alphabet Collector Mugs

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I did it all from memory.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."