Alphabet Aficionado Mugs

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

'Low T? How's the rest of my alphabet?'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

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Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'

Vitamin Supplements "Now, wait a second... it's i before e except after c."

'It's amusing...but what good is it?'

Mice taking lessons.

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"As you can see, boys and girls, the alphabet comes in caps lock on, and caps lock off."

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'We here at the law office of Able, Bennet, Casson, Daniels, Effinger & Fuqua are really looking for a ‘G'.'

'Ask me the next one.. I have irritable vowel syndrome.'

'A is for Arse.'

'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'Good morning, Mr. Zymmer. We've decided to audit everyone in the country in reverse alphabetical order.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

'We aim both to provide nourishment, and to promote literacy...'

Pirate literacy class. Pirates learning alphabet reach the letter 'R'. One says: 'Now, I know this one!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"I've only got one book in my library but at least it's in alphabetical order."

"You don't need to fact check Grandma. Believe me, the alphabet ends with '2.'"

Child lifting alphabet blocks.