Alphabet Aficionados Mugs

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

"I couldn't put it down."

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'Nice graphics.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.