Alphabet Enthusiast Gifts

'Where's everybody?'

'They never quit, do they?'

"I've suffered from O.C.D. myself. You should really call it C.D.O. keep all the letters in alphabetical order."

Alphabet.

"Yes, Robert. I'm sure you can make a hundred and forty characters out of only twenty six letters."

"Take my word for it, Jeremy - If you learn the alphabet, it'll just lead to the HARD stuff."

'In school I do well in reading. I think that's because since I was a toddler, my mom gave me alphabet soup.'

Monster in shape of letter C.

'It's the alphabet in 3-D.'

Time For My Walk.

'Think Basics.'

'I refuse to eat my alphabet soup until you get rid of the m, s and g.'

"Does this alphabet contain any E's?"

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'You seem to have everything from A to Z.'

'What comes after G?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Haven't you heard? The last shall be first, and the first shall be last."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"So you can write your letter to Santa. That's why you need to learn the alphabet."

"Your qualification are impeccable, Ms Jones, but here at Anderson, Bennet, Cavendish and Diehl, we're really looking for a last name starting with 'E'."

"How do you spell that?"

"I don't care if it's a consonant or a vowel, just as long as it's healthy."

"Highgate Temp Agency? I needed someone to mark the spot and you sent me a Y!"

"I'm so glad you're back, Phil. This meeting got really dull while you were gone!"

"He's right. We can't expect him to read the sign on the door until we finish teaching him the alphabet."

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Punch Initials - W

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Whoooaaa. Kindergarten Letter Jackets.

Consonants, Inc. T B D Y. What's this we hear about you moonlighting?

To be fair, I'll bet "LMNOP" is everyone's favorite part of that song.

We look nothing alike! What are you talking about? I'm your double.