Alphabet Soup Connoisseur Gifts

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I'm very studious. I don't just eat my alphabet soup. I also read it.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Bottomless bowl of soup

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'